1. I came here to drink some women and fuck some tequila. Guess which one I’ve already done?
2. I really dig pregnant women, can I buy you a drink?
3. Hi. I read palms. Yours says I like to tug cock.
4. You like smart guys and bad boys huh? We’re probably meant to be since I’m a twice convicted rapist wit.
5. I would treat you like a princess… Leia of course, wanna see my nerf-herder?
6. Your tits are huge.
7. I’m great in the sack. At least, that’s what the high school girl I slept with last night said.
8. Hello, my name is Scott Peterson.
9. You might be a little under-dressed, but I just came in my shorts.
10. I have a small penis, but don’t worry – I’ll feel huge in your ass.
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